Developing Soccer Kids – The way Forward?

I am not here to be blasphemous on the effort made by Malaysian soccer authority to develop soccer in this country. Their endurance to keep the game interesting as well as developing talents however more often than not have come to a nought. Sad.

As for me, no matter how bad the game is in Malaysia, I am still an ardent fan of the national team. Never mind if we gets trashed by our opponents but I have always been at the stadium when we had international matches. Never mind if I am the lone soul wearing Malaysian colors in between the sea of reds when MU came and had practice matches with our kids.

After all that we have gone through, changing management in the national association, brought known overseas coaches, spending money to send kids to learn a trick or three from foreign clubs etcetera, very little progress have been seen.

After 20 years of lackluster performance of he national team, we finally won a gold medal in the recent SEA games although we were a bit lucky to get that goal which sometimes we could say a god sent goal. But I must say I like the attitude of the players coach Rajagobal has developed. At least they have shown they have the mettle to take their opponents and their never say die attitude even when they are trailing were something we seldom see in the past. Our short stoppers were good but I still missed the great Arumugam! The backlines are decent but I am still waiting to see the likes of Chin Aun, Santokh Singh, Namat Abdullah, M Chandran, just to name a few. The engine room still lacks brains of Wong Choong Wah and a work horse like Shukor Salleh. I would not want to continue talking about the strike force as so far none is as good as Super Mokh, Syed Ahmad, Ghani Minhat, Sharuddin Abdullah, Isa Bakar or James Wong. The only promising talents seen that came close to the greats was probably Zainal Abidin Hassan and Akhmal Rizal. Unfortunately Akhmal Rizal games were suffered when he has to come back to play soccer in Malaysia because he was denied a working permit in France only for the reason that Malaysia is lowly ranked in the world’s soccer ranking. I even has seen Akhmal Rizal was tagged with a price in one of the Europen soccer website when he was with FC Hagenau (sorry if I got the name wrong). Am I not proud of him? Even today I enjoyed watching him althouh he is not that sharp anymore.

Having lowly ranked in the world’s soccer rankings is indeed a disadvantage to Malaysian budding talents but looking at the positive side, although these talents have dream to don the colors of their dream team, they should progress from the lower leagues from the well developed soccer nations. But these kids need to be bold if they want to swim with the bigger fish in the bigger pond. Perhaps Lim Teong Kim could share his thoughts as he has made a bold move to Germany all by himself and eventually involved in the development of kids from Bayern Munich after he retires from competitive soccer.

Those who have watched those great stalwarts will always compare those greats vis-a-vis the current ones as they have brought a lot of success for us. The new generations might not have known but we have lived the glory moments especially seeing our team played in the first Olympics. Never mind if we have not won any of the matches but just imagine seeing our team played in one of the world’s top notch tournament. Should we opt to play in the Moscow Olympic, we could have done a little bit better. Just my wild guess. Well, even Japan and Korea progressed slowly in the World Cup when they first qualified in this modern soccer era. But they have been making inroads at the world stage when they can now win matches with great European or South American teams. Korean makes headways in the world’s greater soccer leagues with many of their players able to make first team appearance in the teams they played.

Although is may be seen impossible, our kids too could make their dreams come true with right attitude and right development. Everything must start very early. From simple things like diets to more complicated things like mental preparedness. The African kids are very strong at heart and that makes them making waves in many soccer leagues in the world. They are indeed lions who can survive any conditions. Perhaps that is the only avenue that will take them out of obscurity.

Parents who inspires to see their kids profess in the game name soccer at big stage must support and invest in their kids development towards the sport and it can be in any sports. A lot of people makes tons of money being exceptionally good in certain sports. Isn’t this a very good investment than forcing your kids to do something not close to their heart and finally end up working in a bank and then struggling to make ends meet? Education is important but if your kids don’t like it you must at least force them to master English or any other language that can help them communicate. The basic knowledge they learn at junior school shall be sufficient to help them count the money they have in the bank. But if they can profess both in sports and education, let them be! All you need is to support them and give them freedonm to express themselves.

But at the end of the day, BIG HEART is all that matters! Ask the soccer greats, past and present and they will tell you how. Ask the African players and they will prove they could achieve their dreams too. Ask yourself if you agree and ask you kids whether they really WANT IT!

Cheers…

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Malaysia Soccer – Jangan Buang Duit!

After Malaysia won the soccer gold medal at the recent SEA games, suddenly so many parties got interested with the game. The most talk about is the sending of players overseas for training stints for the hope that our players becomes better and then became a world conquering team (?).

I must say the intention is noble but looking at the past do we think we could stand tall with the likes of Japan or Korea? I doubt so. Japan and Korea develops their soccer through their own system and their football leagues has become very competitive. Besides seeing their senior teams participate regularly in the World Cup, their age group teams have also made headways in similar tournaments. Our teams were always struggling even in the regional tournaments.

The African nations does not have good league systems nor we have heard their national associations splashed out money for their soccer  development and yet they have taken turns to showcase what they can do at the world stage. What do their players have? They have the courage, the hunger, the need to show scouts how best they are to play and earn good money with great European sides, and if they do not have the size, they will show their silky skills or speed or toughness to take knocks. For us we always hear our national players will report for national training camp unfit even during the middle of our league. Have we not brought good coaches to coach our players? Have we not already spent loads of money trying to develop our soccer players? Have we not had all these before? Where are those players who train and played the U-17 World Cup in Malaysia where Henry, Trezeguet, Owen and the likes also played? How much money have we spent on them training together overseas for months? Have we not learn from all these? Came on laa…bukak la mata sikit.

So lets us look at some questions whether we could make it to a higher stage in soccer.

1. Do we have players with size that can match top notch opponents?

2. Do we have players that can take knocks from opponents double their size?

3. Can we run faster than our potential top notch opponents? (masa MU datang aku tengok dorang nak match Gary Neville yg dah tua, injured, tak fit pun susah, ini kan pulak kalau nak match the like of Drogba, Ibrahimovic atau yg paling kodi skali pon si Peter Crouch tu)

The above are basic needs of the modern soccer players. Do we have that? I don’t think we can even match the many Asian players, Japan and Korea included in terms of physicality. So tak payah la buang duit nak develop soccer kat Malaysia ni. Baik la kasi duit tu kat sports yang kita memang bagus macam hoki ke, squash ke, bowling ke, memanah ke, badminton ke, yang kita kira hebat la at world stage. Look at this. Do you agree that any sports that we uses the hand, we becomes very good. Takkan la sports scientist kita tak pernah analyse this. Han Jian ke sapa ntah dari China yang dulu jadi world champ in badminton pun dulu nak main bola tapi sports scientist dorang nampak kebolehan dia menjurus ke sukan badminton and they took and groom him to become a world beater. Kat negeri China nak jadi penari pon they look at the physical aspects tau. Tak percaya pergi la tanya Zhang ZiYi tu.  Interest dan semangat aje tak cukup bang.

So I think tak payah lah nak debate pasal nak hantar ke atau tidak those players. Use the money to good cause. Perhaps, sell the rights to organize a soccer league to business people who wants to make money from the league. Tak kesah la kalau league tu is represented with teams that does not want to use any local players. Tapi dorang kena bawa competitive players lah. Perhaps out of  favour players or retiring players from great Euro, J-League, K-League of that sort la. We can have a team or two, the shadow national squad probably to play in the league. State teams that have strong financial backing can play and they should be managed by qualified professionals, not politicians who more often than not do not know to even manage themselves.

Enuff said. I call upon all interested parties to Malaysian soccer to think before you leap! Otherwise we will be wasting more monies and time. Jangan la sampai ada coaches yang kata our players are a bunch of donkeys. Ingat lagi tak? Baik la guna duit tu untuk sabsidi gula ke, minyak ke atau guna untuk kebajikan masyarakat. Worst case just tell the 30 players (or any Malaysian yg gila main bola)  if they can get Malaysia to play in the next World Cup after South Africa, they will be given RM1 mil each. Perhaps that could boost them to do well in any matches to qualify for the World Cup! Would you? I would but am too old for that. 8-p

Cheers..

Mat Tiger and ADUN Malaysia

It is appalling to note about ADUN Malaysia yang memandang ringan tugas mereka sebagai ahi dewan. Saya fikir sudah masanya orang-orang macam ini tidak lagi di beri elaun mereka sebagai ADUN dan lebih baik lagi kalau mereka bersara aje dari politik.  Petanda-petanda yang BN semakin susut popularitynya semakin jelas. Tak tahulah samada mereka dapat mentadbir Malaysia lagi dalam pilihanraya akan datang. Seperti kata Anwar dalam syposium PR baru-baru ini generasi muda  is more inclined to support them but the older generation felt otherwise. Based on this, it is only a mater of time that PR will come to rule when the oldies evaporated from the nation’s political scene.

Ada benarnya, di kawasan saya ni ada satu cawangan UMNO yang selalu minum kopi di satu kedai mamak. Ketuanya nampak sombong dan bongkak and when he said something he sounded very arrogant. I do like UMNO but this guy is appalling. Kalau pilihanraya aku nampak muka dia bertanding, sah-sah aku pangkah muka dia bukan parti BN hahaha. Memang susah nak buang dorang ni pasal duit ditabur sana sini.  Duduk kat bandaraya besar tapi perangai kalah orang kampung. Cheh! Kalau tulis cek kat kedai kopi…kampung betul…dia ingat dia sorang je kot yang ada cek…podah..duit pun dari grant yang cawangan dapat dari pusat nak ek…dulu bila aku dengar orang-orang PR suruh orang UMNO bertaubat, aku gelak aje..tapi aku rasa memang patut pun dorang kena bertaubat hahahaha…..

Aku bukan jeles, tapi aku meluat tengok dorang ni…memang la ni banyak profesional lagi suka sokong PAS…tapi pas ni pun ada two school of thoughts…so susahlah sikit depa nak kedepan dalam PR but they obviously stole the votes from UMNO which has lost its relevancy…

Sooner or later politics of Malaysia will change. Only time will tell that BN is no longer relevant in this country. Although Najib is trying his best to potray good administration, his obsolescence soldiers are mere maggots that will fail him. BN will lost its war just like the Americans lost their Vietnam war. BN will be gone for good. UMNO will be gone for good. Malaysia will be divided by two extremes the orthodoxes and the  liberals. Just choose whatever you want! Will Malaysia be doomed? It depends. Anwar’s strategists indeed knows how to do it.

Aku bukan penyokong PR tapi dari tengok mangkok-mangkok BN makin lama makin tak boleh pakai maka cara nak kasi dorang tu sedar diri ialah membantai dorang. Kalau dorang sedar dorang berubah lah. kalau tidak pokok yang dah kena serang penyakit kalau tidak dirawat lama-lama mati dan hilang lah pokok tu dari bumi. So simple. Ok lah cukup lah. Cakap banyak-banyak pun bukan dorang baca pun hahahaha….

Ok to Mat Tiger…aku panggil Tiger Woods ni mat Tiger. Whatever is coming to you these days, just take it like a tiger. I have seen many men with money cannot resist women. Suddenly there are so many people is trying to sensationalize whatever has happened to you for their own good. Suddenly so many people decided to become a moralist! As your number one fan, I don’t really care whether you have so many affairs with women. Any men on the street if you ask them would want to have affairs with as much women if they can. It doesn’t matter whether they are rich or poor, popular or not!.  Just get on with your golf when you are emotionally ready. The golf fraternity will obviously miss your absence. All you need to learn is to shut down on cat calls that will come to you when you get back golfing. I will support you Tiger! Now onward there will be no more golf channels for me until and unless you are back. It could be me alone but who cares. All I know many people pick the game of golf because of Tiger Woods. So Tiger, stay cool huh.

Cheers…

Malaysian Soccer – Can We Get Better?

It is fun to watch how Malaysia fares in soccer. The men’s soccer team of course.

I grew up watching Malaysian soccer from the time it was kingpins of Asia which South Korea and Japan would avoid meeting then. When we play the game every evening in the ditches we wanted to be SuperMokh, Sharuddin Abdullah, Santokh Singh, Shukor Salleh or Aru, just to name a few. I was in awe to see the Tengku Mahkota of Pahang, Tengku Abdullah wore a Malaysian jersey when he trains with the MSSD Kuantan team.

Besides became an all conquering team in the Merdeka Tournament which at that time was a platform to crown the best of East Asia, Malaysia notable achievements were winning the bronze medal in Asian games defeating Iran and of course twice getting qualified to the Olympics.

Nations like South Korea and Japan progressed and became a regular representative of Asia in the World Cup. Malaysia digressed into a state where the men’s soccer became a laughing stock. There are no more super talents that came out from the many efforts to unearth them. Kids were no more seen kicking footballs in the evening. School fields which we used to have unofficial inter kampong matches those days is today forbidden for such activities during weekends unless we write letters to the headmaster of the school. During the school team selection we could see the entire school will come and try their luck. At that point even getting selected to play for the school house team is considered an achievement!

Kids now heads for shopping complexes or stayed home in front of computers to play video games. They spoke about EPL games and idolize international stars.  Those days we heard about the magnificent Pele but never get the chance to watch him play. But whenever Malaysia played international matches we always dreamt of going to the Merdeka Stadium to watch our local idols.

Although many detest comparing the game of today with that of yesteryears, soccer is still the same game played. The only immense contrast is the physicality of the game. The skills are still about the same but we see players trained hard for new tricks, technique and accuracy, just like the late SuperMokh did when he was at his prime.

Malaysian players today do not have those qualities. Some was trying to emulate the way their idols played but still it brought us nowhere. We even struggled to match our counterparts in ASEAN and to match the likes of Japan or South Korea we are way behind. Majority of our players are so small or short or skinny. We cannot match tall and burly players. Our players run very slow, jumped not so high and not as cool as Soh Chin Aun our stout as Santokh Singh, the two legendary center halves that complement each other during their hey days. The midfielders’ creativity and skills provides the bullets to the fast and steady SuperMokh, Isa Bakar, Sharuddin Abdullah and the tall James Wong and our wingers are rocket fast. These players did play with bigger sized players but they can match them! But not that of today’s team. Exhibition matches with EPL teams were played with the opponents that played on a very low gear. Some are half fit and far from the fitness when EPL progress.

Today, it is quite a norm to hear that our national players coming from MSL is not fit. Isn’t it funny? When former national coach B Sathianathan nag about the state of MSL teams and players, local coaches sing in harmony criticizes him. No one wants to admit about the sorry state of our soccer. All the local coaches would want is to gather the so called creame de la creame players which were only good in Malaysia and win MSL or Malaysia Cup. They can get big fat salary and that’s it. Who cares whether the national team did well in tournaments they participated. The regional clubs’ competition is not that important and more often than not we see the MSL champs cannot even match the champions club from Maldives what more those from the neighboring countries.

I have seen African kids so determined to make it big in soccer and they trained like there is no tomorrow. Many of these kids could not even afford a shoe. These young kids do not care if they could play in a premier division in a foreign country or the lower divisions as long as they could try out and make a living out of it. The African Cup of Nations today is the much sought after tournament where scouts would make a beeline to see cheap talents. We have seen countries like Ghana winning age group world tournaments and the others like Ivory Coast becoming team many other teams in the world fears.

Malaysia will be in the soccer pits for a very long time to come. It is indeed a waste of time and money for anybody wanted to invest in Malaysia soccer development. Probably too much money makes the payers becomes complacent.  Just scrap the MSL as I bet it is not a profitable venture. Bringing in top European clubs that have large followings could be more profitable.

Just make soccer in Malaysia a leisure activity. Budding soccer players should now earn their soccer skills and ability anywhere they like. Malaysia only form a national team with whatever they have and reward players based on success but pay them good allowance when they train and represent the country.

What else can we do?

Cheers..

New Death Sentence for the World

We have heard of the many ways convicts were put through their death sentence. I have coined on this idea since I was a schoolboy but short of proposing to any authority. Today I have the cheek to try to make this idea to the public.  Anyway this might not help as it took a longer time to actually put the convict to his deathbed.  Anyhow here it goes.

 

The New Death Sentence – Tickle to Death (Geletek Sampai Mati)

 

Why I actually propose this? Well, by tickling them at least they will die happily ever after hahahaha….there won’t be any pain or sorrow…those who come to witness the sentence will also goes home happy and not haunted by the death scene. End of the day everyone is happy, the convict die happily laughing his way to hell (if he is really guilty) or laugh happily to heaven (if he is innocent)…howzatt!

 

So go think about it! Yay…it makes my day…

 

cheers..

 

 

Blended Dragon Fruit Juice ft. Kiwi Fruit

I bet this one is long awaited for. Good for health and indeed a very good meal replacement.

This is a simple recipe for all of you!

Half a 450gm size dragon fruit.

2 kiwi fruits.

A cup of ice.

3/4 cup of water.

Blend ‘em together and tadaaaaa…..the juice is ready for you.

Achtung!!!!

If you don’t like the scent of kiwi fruit which apparently will be dominating this juice, use a drinking straw to consume it.

Do you have to add sugar or syrup? Very well! It is up to you if you like it sweet. However the natural sweetness of the dragon fruit and the sour taste of the kiwi fruit is just nice with me. But if you like, you can replace the kiwi fruit with winter melon or even water melon. If you use water melon then use less water.

So thats it! Your minute meal to boot. So healthy and sooooo jolly good.

Try it!

Cheers…

Gagak Hitam, Pak Hitam dan Malaysia

Aku bangun pagi-pagi nie dan terus menonton siaran berita dari sebuah stesen televisyen. Yang menarik minat gue ialah berita mengenai masyarakat pak hitam yang sekarang ni bersepah kat Malaysia ni.

Kalau dulu kita semua sibuk dengan fenomena gagak hitam yang mengungguli ruang angkasa kita terutama sekali di Kelang, sekarang pak hitam la ni pulak yang membanjiri negara kita. Result kehadiran mereka lebih kurang sama aje kalau kita perhatikan. Aku sendiri pernah duduk kat negara pak hitam ni dan faham sangatlah way of life mereka. Kata orang putih, these species sucks to the bone!

Pak hitam ni masuk Malaysia samada secara halal ke, secara tak halal ke perangai mereka ni sama saje. Rasa aku lah aku belum pernah jumpa manusia yang rata-ratanya sangat malas. Masa aku jadi bos dorang dulu, hampir setiap hari mesti ade yang kena maki dengan aku. Ada yang datang meeting dalam keadaan mabuk dan yang kaki kencing ni tak payah ceritalah. Akhirnya aku suruh je tokey aku tutup je biznes dia kat sana. Ada sekali di suatu malam aku pernah tangkap sekor pak itam yang diambil jadi watchman di kawasan pejabat aku dok tidor. Apa lagi dengan geram aku terus je meledakkan satu sepakan volley di kepalanya dan aku terus memaki hamunnya. Besok malamnya bila aku datang dia tidor jugak tapi kali nie dengan memakai helmet Pandainyeeeee…..that was the last time he works for me…

Satu kes lagi sekor minah hitam ni nak klepek akuntan aku…ade ke dia nak claim medical dengan beri satu bil engan satu harga yang boleh beli satu klinik kat sana…hahahaha…bahlul betul….

Dorang ni cakap pulak tak nak yang kecik-kecik….kalau dorang tahu dorang berhak nak dapat satu-satu bende tu walau bende tu remeh temeh, sampai lubang cacing pon dorang nak walaupu jika untuk dapat sebatang pen…fuh…letih ahhhh

Klu nak gi training, inhouse tanak…paling kurang pun nak gi Joburg kat AfrikaSelatan tu….perghhh…prasan giler…balek opis satu hapah pun tak blajar..tanya trainer, trainer kata ramai yg kluar masuk cakap2 henfon kunun2 nyer sibuk sangat lah urusan pejabat…datang kelas dalam keadaan mabuk baik jantan mahupun yang betina…pundek betoi!

Aku tahu kemasukan ramai pak hitam di negara ni kononnya sebagai student la. Ada juga yang bila dah kat sini mengaku dah masuk Islam tapi sebenarnya selam je. Dorang ni tahu orang Malaysia adalah manusia yang paling baik hati dalam dunia. Memang satu dunia tahu. Korang pegi la mana-mana pun. Kat US pun ramai orang yang mintak derma tahu bila jumpa orang Malaysia, kita tak akan pikir dua kali nak hulur sedolar dua. Kadang-kadang tu bila pegi restoren kasi tip pun melebihi harga lunch atau dinner dorang hehehehe. Sebabnya mungkin orang Malaysia ni respek sangat orang yang boleh bertutur bahasa Inggeris lebih baik dari dorang. Podah!

Sebenarnya kalau kita pegi negara pak hitam ni atau pun negara-negara arab yang banyak pak hitam ni, kat airport lagi kita dah kena klepet dengan dorang bila imegresen dorang tengok paspot Malaysia. Aku tak pernah miss la kene dua ratos dolar skali masok sampai satu tahap tu lepas aku bagi paspot aku untuk diperiksa dan bila dorang start nak belek-belek paspot aku yang hanya ada data perjalanan aku, aku belah je terus pegi kat kereta. Luggage aku pun aku biar ajer. Nanti aku suruh je drebar aku gi ambek bila aku cakap kat dia by hook or by crook, I want my luggage. I do not accept no as an answer. Macam sombong dan bongkak je bunyinye kan? Tapi macam tu la kalau nak idop dengan dorang ni. Kalau tak korang kena penyek-penyek la kat dorang. Silap ari bulan bila korang makan pon si drebar tu pun nak makan sama dengan korang. Aku ni buka la manusia yang bongkak dan kejam tapi kehidupan aku kat negara dorang mengajar aku macam mana nak handle pak hitam ni. Ooooo…paspot aku ek…lepas aku buat derk aje, nanti si pegawai tu pun datang la cari aku kat kereta….memang tak leh nego….dia mintak aku kena kasi lah…aku nak buat keje aku…nak bersembang dengan dorang, nak nego2, buang masa aku jer…dah la dorang busuk…hehehehe

So, bila aku da brenti keje…bila aku jumpa dorang ni dalam lrt ke, kat mane-mane ke memang lah aku tak berkenan dengan kehadiran dorang ni. Ade sekali tu aku bersembang la dengan sekor pak hitam ni, tah macam mana dia dapat nombor telepon aku pon aku tak ingat, aku rasa dia ternampak nombor aku kat backpack aku yang memang aku ader tag nama dan detail aku just incase kalau aku terhilang beg tu. Memang aku tak bagi nombor aku tu…aku tak suka dorang ni….kalau orang nak kata hak asasi manusia, dengan dorang ni pegi mampos lah! Budak tu kata dia datang sini jadi student, baru seminggu masuk Islam. Lepas jumpa aku, tiba-tiba satu malam dia call aku kata dia anak menteri lah, dia ader duit nak bawak masuk malaysia lah, dia ader surat sah lah, dia ader contact dengan kenamaan kat negara dia lah and all that jazz lah….dia ingat aku bodoh ke…aku dah duduk kat negara dorang and aku tau kalau pun dorang anak menteri sekali pun, menteri dorang sumua macam lembu…rasuah ni tak payah cerita la….kalah pisau cukur hahahaha…tu pasal lah dorang tak maju…dorang tak akan maju nyerrr….mat salleh pun nyampah ya amat ngan dorang…tu pasal mat salleh pun malas nak invest di negara dorang…ngabehkan bogheh aje…..negara underdevelop dorang tu banyak tanah yang subur….tapi bisnes yang paling senang nak untung kat sana jual arak lah…..budak kecik pun suka minum arak kat sana hehehe…..negara dorang ni idop atas duit bank dunia je….tiap2 tahun hutang sana-hutang sini…bank dunia pun pandai jugak…mungkin atas arahan orang-orang yang ade kuasa tiap-tiap tahun write off je sikit2….patut le pak hitam ni macam lembu…elok pun jadi hamba abdi! Tapi aku rasa lembu lagi baik dari dorang….sekurang2nya lembu tak menipu…daging dia pon bley makan hehehehe….

Ade skali aku pegi satu bank terkemuka di Malaysia ni, ade mamat hitam sekor ni nak bukak akaun bank…bila pegawai tu yang tak berapa fasih bebahasa inggeris layan dia, abis mamat ni klentong dia, mamat ni kata dia student dan part time footballer dari satu kelab kat Malaysia ni…hahahaha….perut boncet pun pegawai bank ni macam percaya je kat dia. Nak je aku cakap kat pegawai tu dia kena kencing…tapi maleh la…bukannya bank tu bayar gaji aku pun. Kalau kat printer name cards ni lagi laa…da banyak kali aku tengok pak hitam dengan mak hitam ni pegi kat printer name cards ni untuk duplicate apa aje kad yang membolehkan dorang begerak bebas kat sini….printers ni berteknologi tinggi…apa pun dorang boleh buat asal boleh buat duit dah lah….lagi pun kalau ader barcode kat kad dorang pon authority kita mane ader reader yang boleh baca….dia cakap orang puteh je, terkapai-kapai la pihak berwajib kita nak comprehend…kesian…aku dah tengok ni banyak dah….sebenarnya yang buat-buat dokumen palsu ni bukan aje pak hitam ni jer…bangla, pakistan, india, iran sumer samer jerrrr…kita je yang dol….atau buat-buat dol jer….

Apa-apa pun pada pak-pak menteri yang ader nih…cepat la bertindak! jangan la sampai da tak boleh kawal baru la nak react! Da la polis kat Malaysia ni pun kata susah nak handle dorang pasal dorang besar….satu faktor jugak ramai awek-awek gersang dengan yang tak gersang suka dorang pasal barang dorang pun besar hahahaha….hitam pon hitam lah…..kalau tak, lama kelamaan kot negara kita pun boleh la mula berangan untuk qualify for african cup of nations dalam bidang bolasepak…hahahaha…eh why not eh……

Tolong laaa…stop the influx of these pak itam or whoever yang kita pikir akan merosakan nama baik negara kita dan yang akan bring social imbalance pada anak-anak kita nanti…for whatever reason dorang nak masuk cukup la apa yang ader….aku memang kena salahkan kerajaan dalam hal ni because they made it possible! Bear in mind, they don’t share our rumpun, our culture….

Need I say more?

cheers…

Bila Tiba Orang Ketiga – Part 3

Alkisah lama tak cerita maka di sambung lah siket…..

Nina akhirnya melahirkan cahaya mata yang chumels…bukan 1 tapi TRIPLETS! Wow…

Macam ni terlondeh lah kain I nak jaga triplets ni, usik Roslan.

Bang, lepas ni kita tutup kedai lah ek, kata Nina.

Mana boleh. Abis malam Jumaat takkan I kena lastik cicak je, seloroh Roslan.

Gatal la abang ni. Haaa…anak dah lima tau…jangan la selalu nak pegi fishing jer…

Ok..ok..but I am soo happy. Syukur alhamdulillah. I love you baby. Kata Roslan sambil mencium Nina.

I love you too dear, balas Nina.

Hello….doktor yang menyambut kelahiran triplets Nina masuk.

Congratulations En. Roslan. Wah hebat your wife. All three came out through normal birth. No complications to both your wife and the triplets. Semua sihat walafiat. Dalam satu dua hari lagi kami boleh discharge la mereka. So congrats again. Doktor tu gave Roslan a warm handshake and leaves them. Roslan dok sengeh jer.

So to cut long story short…sebenarnya dah maleh dah gua nak sambung pasal dah tak tau ujung pangkal…lama sangat tak tuleh cerita ni…..

Orang ketiga tu was actually the third baby laa..tapi tiba-tiba jadi 5. Tu pasal cerita ni pun dah kena stop dah hehehehe…dah tak sync dengan title…

After about 3 years dari Nina beranak tu, mereka sekeluarga pun moves to their new house. They bought a piece of land somewhere in Bukit Rahman Putra and build a decent bungalow. Nina resigned from her job and became a full time housewife.  Roslan progressed in the company and was made a partner. He still goes fishing when he has time with Saiful always followed him. All the daughters…yeah the triplets are all girls…are always around Nina.

So macam cerita dongeng yang lain, they lived happily ever after.

TAMAT……

New National Anthem for Malaysia, anyone?

It is interesting to note of the recent claims by our neighbours about the food we have, the dance steps we do and bla bla bla…

Living very close to each other and having crossed each others path more often, I thought that it is something trivial to even bother about…I don’t see it as an invasion of privacy or invasion of sovereignty. Let us not fight about it or simply b***h on it like there is nothing better to talk about. Never mind if so and so food belongs to so and so…aiyaaa…makan aje laaa

Kalau sampai tarian pun sampai nak beperang, ape ke hei nyer yob!

Anyhow, it is also noted that the Malaysian national anthem, the Negara Ku is said to have been copied the melody from popular keroncong song of Indonesia entitled Terang Bulan. When I heard that song I must attest that Negara Ku uses the exact melody with only new lyrics input into it. If the Indonesians brag that we took the song from them, there is no pint for us to actually trying to tegakkan benang yang basah. Memang lagu tu lagu keroncong kat Indonesia walaupun difahamkan the original composer is actually a Frenchman.

So why not we call all our budding composers compose a new national anthem for Malaysia. Buat la  rentak reggae ke, rock kapak ker, ska ker…aper-aper aarrr….janji orang kita buat…and make sure check the composers’ nationality dulu…kalau tak, sampai hari kiamat kang dok bergaduh pasal sapa punya intellectual property…apa daaa…

So YAB PM…amacam…if you read this…errr I know you wouldn’t, why not make this during your premiership become your notable flagship … Lagi pun lagu yang dok ada ni ngantuk aar dengar…soul tak de…kalau pakai lagu Barisan Kita pun ok per….patut la ahli sukan kita slalu tak leh nak menang bila nak start satu-satu game…nyanyi lagu Negara Ku pun dah ngantuk…tak da semangat….bunyi macam lagu jiwang jer…so meh tukar…tak de la nanti orang ni claim lagu dia…orang tu kata kita ciplak…letih la bos..

So I look forward for the change eh…

Cheers..

Lagu Terang Bulan

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